Taylor Swift Mocks Dakota Johnson’s Breakup on SNL

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dakota johnson I got some support from your “real therapist” Taylor Swift while cleaning up dirt on her famous exes Saturday Night Live.

“What else has happened since I last hosted? [in January 2024]? “I went through two very public, very bad breakups with two very wonderful musicians,” Johnson, 37, said in the episode that aired on Saturday, October 3. “I’m looking for the third one!”

Truth The actress wasted little time in addressing their recent breakup Chris Martin And Role ModelShe jokes that some of the musicians she dates “don’t wear shoes” and “are terrible in bed.”

“But all [musicians] It’s in my DMs,” he joked, to huge applause: “It’s not my fault, though. “Some people leave concerts with their products, and I leave concerts with a relationship of two and a half years.”

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Johnson continued: “I have really good friends. They don’t judge me, they’re really supportive.”

Swift, 36, later agreed that Johnson has very “supportive” friends, but the singer-songwriter drew a line on the issue SNL The presenter referred to her as her “real therapist.”

“I’m not actually your therapist,” Swift explained. “Once a week you come to my house with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some. Then you lie down on my couch and overshare, and I often say, ‘Damn, this is crazy.'”

The “Cleveland” singer added that most of Johnson’s visits ended with Swift taking some Pedialyte before her security team drove away. [her] House.”

Johnson chimed in, “Speaking of musicians, I think I’m actually doing a public service by dating them because ladies, I’m making you a lot of money on Zoloft. You’re welcome, America! And also England. And parts of Ireland. And allegedly Cleveland!”

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Dakota Johnson and Taylor Swift on “Saturday Night Live.” Courtesy of X/NBC

When Cleveland was mentioned, Swift jumped in with a “woo-woo” chant for her husband Travis Kelce‘s hometown.

Saturday SNL The episode was especially special for Johnson because he celebrated his birthday at midnight on Sunday, October 4. Swift returned to the stage to present Johnson with a birthday cake during the “goodnight” segment.

Meanwhile, Johnson and Swift have been hanging out a lot lately. Johnson attended Swift and Kelce’s wedding at Madison Square Garden in July and then presented her friend with her first Artist Director Award at the MTV VMAs 2026.

Johnson also starred opposite Colin Farrell She appears in the music video for “Patient Zero,” Swift’s latest directorial effort, which premiered at the VMAs on Sunday, September 27.

We It was exclusively reported in September that Johnson and the rumored couple were dating NSC They even spent quality time at Swift’s New York City apartment on their first official date.

“They agreed and asked for some privacy,” a source said We. “So Dakota contacted Taylor and Taylor said she wasn’t home so they could use her place. … Taylor apparently allows her close friends to use her place while she’s away.”

Saturday Night Live Continues Saturday, October 10 at 11:30 PM ET on NBC with the host Shane Gillis and musical guest Rosalie.

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