“After all the talk about Nicki Minaj’s ass, Jon Husted’s ass, it looks like the only thing on Trump’s mind tonight is the ass he got handed to him,” Kimmel said, then turned to the vice president: “The Democrats took so many seats JD Vance can’t even find anyone to have sex with him.”
Later in the episode, Kimmel examined why the GOP suffered defeat.
“Trump’s approval rating here is terrible. Like every woman he’s slept with, voters are unhappy with the job he’s doing,” Kimmel said. “His priorities are crazy. They have nothing to do with the concerns of Americans.”
Kimmel stated that Americans are interested in issues such as corruption, inflation, housing, climate change, health and democracy, while Trump and his inner circle focus on issues such as testosterone, windmills, ballrooms, the black actor playing Helen of Troy and Canada. The topics appeared on the screen behind Kimmel as he read.
“So if the president is wondering why things didn’t go his way tonight, look at the list,” he said.
Check out his Tuesday night monologue: